Tuesday, November 07, 2006

Mechanical Formality Correlation Theorem

This morning, I saw a limousine parked by the side of the road with its hood open. There were several men wearing coats and ties poking around under there. I was not previously aware that fancy automobiles required such fancy mechanics. Perhaps all vehicles would benefit from the care of technicians who dressed in a manner consistent with the style and intended use of the vehicle.

Hmmm...

Yes! Yes! That IS my theory. What does that mean, though, for a purplish (technically Raisin Pearl) Honda Accord that houses a lot of paperwork, old costumes, a cowboy hat, and a telescoping fork?

1 comment:

ben said...

Rodeo clowns.