The Season For Loving (IIIb)

This is the continuation of "The Season For Loving (III)" which ended with a "to be continued..." I know that many of you have been awaiting the resolution of this romance-related cliffhanger with baited (I don't know what that means) breath. The wait is over. You made it. Well done. Those of you who've not yet read part one may wish to scroll down and read that first. Okay, here goes.

Previously, on the The Season For Loving...

... that wouldn't really work because we don't always know what we want. But that's a problem that's not limited to men.

Today's Topic: What Women Want

It's hard to tell what women want. Mostly because they lie about it. You always see these surveys of women about what they're looking for in a man. Usually, the results are reported something like this:

"Surprisingly, 54% of the 1,000 women we polled said they are simply looking for 'someone who can make me laugh.' "

Really? That's it. Someone who can make them laugh? I don't think so. I make people laugh all the time. Some of them are even women. I would say that I am an expert (possibly the world's foremost) in knowing that laughter is NOT number one on the list.

Now, when you look at those surveys, you'll see that there are always a few more honest ladies way down the list who are looking for handsome, wealthy, sensitive men. The rest of them just want to laugh. Of course, what they fail to mention is that they always get really giggly around handsome, wealthy, sensitive men!

Men are just the opposite. We say we want young, rich women with great bodies, but what we really want...... is exactly that. See, ladies. You don't have to lie.