Morning Rituals

Hello there! I hope you are having a great day. I know I am. My day started much like my days usually do - with my favorite morning ritual. I don’t mean the coffee or the shower, or even the Today Show or Good Morning Memphis. I’m talking about deleting all the emails that come during the night. Aren’t those great? Every morning it’s the same. Increase your sex drive! Increase your penis size! Add three inches! Three inches? (now pretend you're me saying this next part really sarcastically) Oooohhhh! Big difference! (Did you get the effect?) I used to laugh at those emails, but now... well, now I just think it’s nice that my old girlfriends keep in touch at all.