Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Collision Course

Greetings from Memphis, TN, where basketball fans and loyalists to the University of Memphis and the University of Tennessee are gearing up for the biggest basketball game ever played in this state*. ZiggyBackRiders know how excited the staff here can get about big sporting events that involve a beloved team. In the history of this blog, most of that excitement has been reserved for Texas Longhorn football, with a dash of Pittsburgh Steelers and a pinch of Memphis Tiger basketball.

This week, however, Tiger basketball is center stage**. Will I eat blue foods? That remains to be seen. Rest assured that I will do anything and everything (legal) within my (limited) power to push the Tigers to victory, state basketball supremacy, an extended winning streak and stay atop the national polls, and the hope of an undefeated, national championship season. This has all the makings of a great game - high stakes (the teams are ranked nos. 1 and 2 in all national polls and battle for the same top area recruits each year, and both teams are trying to position themselves for national title runs), exciting playing styles (both teams get up and down the court, are incredibly athletic, and play very tough defense), and a rivalry atmosphere (the two top bball programs in the state - and currently nation - large numbers of fans for each school in the city and at the game, families divided, etc). It's going to be fun and I will be a nervous wreck!

College gameday, the Saturday sports preview show that I have often referenced during football season, will air live from FedEx Forum in Memphis this Saturday. We will welcome Rece, Hubert, Digger, and Jay with open arms and we must protect this house!

Speaking of big collisions in Memphis, the other day I heard - on a radio traffic report - about a wreck at the corner of Democrat and Republican***. You think the Bluff City is excited about November?!? Chill out everyone. Several months to go.

By the way, I think if you'll take a look at Obama's winning streak in the Democratic primaries, you'll notice a strong correlation between the timing thereof and the release of this site's endorsement for him. Coincidence? I think SO.

In that same post, I delivered a scathing, yet admittedly vague review of the President's proposed budget. Devoted ZiggyBackRider and my beloved brother, David, left a comment with a lucid, thoughtful challenge to my opinions on the budget. I encourage you to read it and I encourage you to tune in soon for my response, lest you be left with no choice but to buy what David's selling.

* My opinion, but I'm pretty confident in this. If there's a game I'm forgetting that rivals this one (other than the one played at Church of the Holy Communion in Memphis in January of 1992 when I hit the game-winning buzzer-beater for Germantown Methodist - I was Methodist for basketball purposes in the early 90's), please let me know.

** The Tigers' biggest game of the week is at Tulane tonight. We don't overlook any opponent. The Green Wave (whatever the hell that means) are not to be taken lightly!

*** The nexus of the political universe?

Wednesday, February 06, 2008

Tread Carefully, Patriotic Ladies

On this Wacky, Wonderful Wednesday, which follows Super Tuesday, which closely follows (perhaps we need to do some adjective brainstorming)Super Sunday, it occurs to me that female supporters of Hilary Clinton who believe that all women should support Hilary Clinton should carry and act upon this belief with great care.

There are several reasons for my concern. First and foremost, no demographic distinction - gender, race, religion, sexual preference, etc. - should be THE defining characteristic of a successful political candidate. While I know well that any group may be happy to see one of its own reach new heights, women should no more support Hilary just for being a woman than Blacks should blindly support Obama, Christians Mike Huckabee, or even (and a LOT of people never even consider this one) those who consider themselves Republican or Democrat their respective party's eventual nominee. That's a fantastic way to get awful elected officials (see post from 10/4/07).

I mention women for Hilary today because I have read and heard statements, of late, accusing any woman who would vote for another candidate of being opposed to the cause of feminism. Kind of an "either you're with us or you are against us" message. This characterization is both unfair and unhealthy. Certainly someone who thinks another candidate might make a better leader for our nation is not automatically in favor of limiting the rights or potential of women.

More importantly, the next time anyone who assumes a non-Hilary-supporting female to be anti-feminist critcizes America for something, he of she had better be prepared to called unpatriotic, which is ridiculous, unfair, specifically unpatriotic, and the exact same thing.

Tuesday, February 05, 2008

I Voted, An Endorsement, And A Budgetary Review

I Voted! That's what the little stickers they used to give you on your way out of the polling place said. I haven't gotten a sticker in several years, though. I'm thinking about not voting any more.

Just kidding. I'm not considering that at all. Furthermore, if you live in a state in which voting is taking place today, get your ass to the poll (unless it has already been there, in which case you, too, deserve a sticker)!

I don't mind telling you that the ZiggyBackRide editorial board has chosen to endorse Barack Obama. We feel that of the two Democratic candidates (they were the only ones in the running for this prestigious statement of support), whose policy positions are really rather similar, his campaign is the one most successfully promoting what ZBR likes to call "the America of our dreams."

A brief glimpse at the two websites tells the tale of one candidate charging forward and pulling citizens with him toward our goals and dreams and values, and one candidate pettily quibbling over semantics, fighting not to lose a race, rather than fighting to win as a nation. Of course, their positions as underdog and frontrunner, respectively, contribute to their ability/need to run the campaigns the way they are - the underdog free to play without the pressure of expectation - but in the end, a campaign is the reflection of the candidate that we have to work with, absent a personal conversation with him/her.

In November, the entire ZBR staff will proudly vote for either of these candidates, but for now, Obama gets the nod.

In other news, did you see the President's budget? I mean, did you see this?!? A final (I hope, but at least budgetarily final) testament to his fiscal irresponsibility/incompetency (it's one, the other, or both, and I don't know which is worse), his lack of compassion (cut services to Americans in need to try to convince anyone still stupid/bored/blindly committed enough to listen that tax cuts for the wealthy should be permanent), and his lack of desire to actually accomplish anything (no one on either side of the Congressional aisle wants to support this). Once again, sir, well done.

Monday, February 04, 2008

Pay Attention, World

First suicide attack in a year in Israel

By LAURIE COPANS, Associated Press Writer
30 minutes ago

DIMONA, Israel - A Palestinian bomber blew himself up Monday in this desert town near Israel's nuclear reactor, killing an Israeli woman and wounding 11 people in the first suicide attack inside Israel in a year....

Yellow Fatah flags flew outside the home of one of the attackers, 22-year-old Luay Laghwani, and Al Aqsa gunmen fired in the air in tribute to him. His sobbing mother, Ibtissam, held a picture of her son as a young teenager, while male relatives scolded her for crying, saying she should be proud....

Hamas spokesman Ayman Taha praised the bombing as a "glorious act."

_______________________

Any questions?

read the whole article here

Monday, January 28, 2008

Ohhh... Eight.

2008 has been an exciting, yet rough year so far. It has included 1)five great comedy shows; 2)a very promising start to a new Jewish men's basketball league season; 3)sickness; 4)and a very abrupt - and somewhat painful - end to a new Jewish men's basketball league season.

1)Look for new comedy clips online soon if I can harness the technology needed to capture video off a dvd. I'm getting close. I think. I also have high hopes of spending more time on the road this year, performing in cities that I should have gotten to long ago. It appears that I might be on the verge of actual promotion of my comedy act. It has been a long, lazy road, but I'm almost there!

2)Fun basketball team, great teammates, and an unbelievable start to the season. I never shoot the way I shot during our first game. (Almost) everything was going in. This is going to be fun.

3)Missed the 2nd game sick. It was not pretty, but played okay in the 3rd game as the team picked up another win.

4)Played about 9 minutes of game 4 yesterday before breaking my left foot. Specifically, I have an acute fracture of the proximal 5th metatarsal (I think that's right), commonly known as a Jones fracture. This is pretty much the exact same injury I suffered on my right foot just under two years ago (See posts from May 17th and 18th, and June 6th and 13th).

Luckily, I still have my walking boot and it is ambi-foot-rous. Also... I don't like being on crutches. Just sayin'.

Monday, December 31, 2007

Happy New Year!

Just taking a moment to wish all ZiggyBackRiders (and everyone who hasn't yet caught on) a very happy and healthy 2008. The staff here at ZiggyBackRide hopes you will have a safe and successful year, and that you will visit often and encourage others to join us here in our special place for observation, entertainment, education (I realize I am throwing this term around rather loosely), thought, and fun.

I'm not big on new years resolutions*, but I'm a big fan of reflection and improvement. May this new year bring you closer to your greatest potentialities, and may you become more and more capable of - and successful at - building the world of your dreams.

I'm looking forward to sharing the next 366 days** with you!

*Whatever you wish were better in your life, it's not 2007's fault!
**It's a leap year. Get ready for a long, LONG February!

Sunday, December 30, 2007

Election '08: ZiggyBackRide Decides

The campaign for the White House is for real now. It has, of course, been going on for what seems like decades already, but next week decisions actually start getting made. The Iowa caucus takes place just a couple days into 2008, followed closely by the New Hampshire primary.

During the next 10 months, the staff here at ZiggyBackRide expects to share many thoughts regarding the candidates and the campaign for the highest office in the land.

Early thoughts...

I like Hillary Clinton more than I thought I would so far. She seems experienced and capable and, amongst the Democratic frontrunners, presidential. I used to think that my only interest in her for President could be summed up in the following five words: First Lady William Jefferson Clinton.*

Barack Obama is, to date, Hillary's top challenger for the Democratic Party nomination. I think his lack of experience may hold him back, though. I've heard more than a few refer to Obama as being "too green." I just think it's great that, after generations of struggle and gradual progress, our society is finally so colorblind.

On the Republican side, Mitt Romney has emerged as a strong candidate. He made news a few weeks ago with his address regarding religion in American leadership and his beliefs as a Mormon. Critics' reviews of the speech were mixed, but I understand his wives loved it, saying they "can't wait to be the 1st through 4th ladies of the United States."

More in-depth coverage of Election '08: ZiggyBackRide Decides coming soon.

*It's tough being a genuinely concerned and interested American citizen AND a stand-up comic because the things the comic part of me wants to happen are usually not good for the citizen part. I'm hoping the citizen part can convince the comic part that it has had its turn these past seven years.

Saturday, December 29, 2007

The Agony And The Ecstasy

A:Yesterday, Southwest Airlines lost my luggage on my way to a wedding.
E:The bag was found and was just delivered to my hotel in time for me to be properly dressed and on time to tonight's ceremony (provided I compose this quickly!)

A:I shopped at Wal-Mart yesterday afternoon for a last-minute rehearsal dinner outfit.
E:I've never looked so good for $21.

A:I was on an unneccesary shopping trip at Wal-Mart, spending money I hadn't planned to spend, buying clothes I shouldn't have needed.
E:The Wal-Mart happened to be located in Austin, TX and happened to carry an extensive line of low-priced Texas Longhorns apparel.

A:Texas lost in basketball today, at the last second, to Wisconsin. It was a game the Horns should have/could have won.
E:I was there!

A:I have eaten migas* twice in less than 24 hours.
E:I have eaten migas* twice in lees than 24 hours.

*Migas are a tex-mex breakfast dish consisting of eggs, cheese, tortillas, onions, and tomatoes (depending on recipe). They are tasty. I'm not completely convinced they're good for you.